c'est ne mon pas du jour.

I nearly had two, (count them, Two) head on collisions today. Some idiot in a truck pulled out the wrong way on a one way street right in front of me. And then later, I'm looking for a parking place at school, and some chick comes whizzing around the corner and doesn't stay on her side of the lane. I slam on my brakes, and lay on my horn. And she gives me the shittiest look, like it was MY fault. I really wanted to get out and yell at her. But I was already late.
I decided long ago that if I ever come into a large sum of money, I'm going to take some small crappy car, armour it, put in a roll bar and a five-point harness, and enforce the driving laws. It'd be Soooo much fun. "Oh, I'm sorry you decided to change lanes without checking or using your turn signal. Oops. Good thing I happened to have this helmet on." :D